You might be a redneck if..

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…

You carry your front porch with you…

You need fashion tips from your husband…

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…

Your wedding picture looked like this…

And your wedding cake looked like this…

Your mailbox looks like this…

Your doghouse looks like this…

Your pickup looks like this…

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…