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Thursday, August 9, 2007
World Record Beer Guzzler
According to the Guiness Book of World Records, Steven Petrosino drank 1 liter of beer (33 ounces) in 1.3 seconds on June 22, 1977 at the Gingerbreadman in Carlise, PA, a 56% improvement over the previous world record record set several years earlier by Peter Dowdeswell of England (2.3 seconds for 1 liter).
That’s fast!
Let's see.... where do I put my hands?
Through its unique design, the Karmasheetra guides its owner to try those positions you’ve always wanted to, no more awkward moments where you’re not quite sure where to put those hands and feet.
Some say the Karmasheetra is the lost linen of an ancient Indian civilization, linked to the karma sutra, which will enable the user to master the subtle art of sensual love making and allow you and your partner to participate in sheer unadulterated pleasure ...
... although, some say it’s just a white sheet covered in pink and blue hands and feet.
Extreme Hammocking
From ExtremeHammock.com
The 'stunts' depicted on this site were performed by professionals, despite their best judgement.Too much sun and way too much beer will do that to you. You probably don't want to try this at home, but if you do take it to the extreme, take pictures and send them in. We'll add your submissions to the site and give you credit too! Double check your knots, test the weight first, and use a spotter (best if the spotter takes the pictures too). Keep it extreme!
French Snipers
French sniper training at its finest!??
As one astute observer noted, "you gotta love da Frenchies; only they could come up with a field expedient bench rest that looks like a still shot from "Broke Back Mountain"
Note: This is a valid psychological two-part procedure....first you "moon" your enemy, making him furious and when he stands up to give you the finger you have a MUCH larger target so that even a French sniper can't miss!
Animal Crackers
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."
A loving husband..
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Is nothing sacred anymore?
From The daily Mail:
Station bosses ban fireman pole amid health and safety fears
Barmy fire chiefs came under a blaze of criticism today after they banned the traditional fireman's pole - because it posed a 'health and safety hazard'.
Firefighters risk their lives every day but bosses overseeing the construction of a new £2.4 million station ruled the poles are too dangerous.
It is feared someone may slip off and hurt themselves, get repetitive back strain, turn an ankle or, heaven forbid, suffer severe chaffing to the hands and or thighs.
Staff will now have to run down the stairs of the new Greenbank Fire Station in Plymouth, Devon, raising concerns that vital seconds will be lost on their way to a 999 emergency call.
Got an ashhole?
You should have if you’re a smoker.
What is an ashhole? It’s the world’s first bottle-top ashtray. You know how people are always ashing in empty bottles at parties? Now you can simply take one of those empties, grab an Ashhole, snap it on, and then everyone will know which beers are for drinking -- and where to ash. The patent-pending design of the Ashhole includes a high-tech ‘o’-ring that securely snaps onto almost any bottle -- making sure that ashes go into the bottle, and not on your fine home furnishings. Also great when you’re outside and it’s windy.
Only $7.99 each
Serious business
Thank God somebody takes it seriously. We’d be in deep doo-doo if no one took it seriously.
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