Best Faces Ever

Opening up our "Ugly Face Contest"! Vote in the comments!

Thanks to your hilarious email submissions we now have a veritable beauty pageant here; a celebrity league of their own, the participants putting to shame most recent Hollywood exploits.
Vote for your favorite photo (by number) in the comments below!

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Update:
Overwhelmingly the winner, after many comments - Photo #1, as the one least staged.


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Keep perfecting these face muscles, and one day your cat would faint and crash into its bowl of milk, glimpsing you in the hallway.